Top Weekly Shower Thoughts: Food Edition

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satirequeen
Mar 27, 2020 1:30 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts, but with a twist. Welcome to the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe all about food. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about food, eating, and all things cooking related. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/NoshoesF 1 day ago The contents of your fridge are literally your future body.
    via u/NoshoesF
  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SirMalcolmk 23 hours ago Chances are, you remember the taste of the popsicle stick more the popsicle itself.
    via u/SirMalcolmk
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/mcrabb23 6 days ago Once restaurants are allowed to reopen, we'll be eating from the cleanest kitchens in history.
    via u/mcrabb23
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Mbogdan00 3 days ago Soup is the most devastating meal to drop on the floor. It makes the most mess and is impossible to recover and eat.
    via u/Mbogdan00
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Wutisthis66204 6 days ago There's a chance that the Burger King and Dairy Queen were once married and divorced over their disagreement regarding their favorite food group.
    via u/Wutisthis66204
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/joshhills 2 days ago The entire ocean is technically really weak gravy if there is even a single gravy granule in it
    via u/joshhills
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Foolish_Phantom 2 days ago The moment you put milk on your cereal a timer starts, and if you don't finish the cereal before the timer is up, your cereal experience will be filled with misery and disappointment.
    via u/Foolish_Phantom
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/rikimaru_d3 12 hours ago Meatloaf is a rectangular meatball.
    via u/rikimaru_d3
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/piotrowskid 3 days ago Jelly beans look like beans, but jelly babies don't look like babies
    via u/piotrowskid
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/FerociousMoe 6 days ago We eat salt because someone in history decided to lick a rock and found it tasty
    via u/FerociousMoe
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/pandaspandas03 6 days ago The first parents to let their kids cook in front of Gordon Ramsey, before any of us knew that he is actually really nice and patient with young chefs, must have really hated their kid
    via u/pandaspandas03
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/pherman2 16 hours ago One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.
    via u/pherman2

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